Alt-Tabbin'
(verb) - An act of quickly switching the current application to something
work-appropriate when the boss walks in.
Example:
"My boss almost caught me looking at Mediatakeout at work, good thing I was Alt-Tabbin'"
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"Brown Chicken-Brown Cow" - (phrase)
An onomatopaeic imitation of the guitar riff commonly heard in 1970's porn movies (bomchickwahwah).
EXAMPLE:
Theophilus: "Hey, where are Jane and Drake?"
Solange: "Brown chicken, brown cow."


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Twatted (verb; past tense) -
The past tense of "tweeting" on Twitter.

Example:
Lilo: "Oh, do you Twitter? Tweet?"
Sam: "Yes,I have twatted a time or two."
Lilo: "Actually, so have I."

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Slip of the Thumb (verb) -
When sending a text message and the recipient of the message was not the intended recipient.
Alternatively, when you try to reply to one person, and another message comes in just as you're
about to reply, and you end up replying to the wrong person. This issue can have detrimental
effects.
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kthxbi (abbreviated phrase) -
I understand. Your help in this matter has been greatly appreciated.
However, with much regret and much haste, I must be departing from our conversation.

Example:
cyborgeorge: aye! we moved the party to exxo's house, be there @ 11!!!
dignifeyed: kthxbi!!!!

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In lieu of some cliche holiday themed vocabulary term I choose something a little more poignant. We all know a thing or two about "sexting" & hooking up doesn't matter if you are bitterly divorced, recently dumped, single or cheating on your significant others. What with it being Christmas Eve, most of the holiday hoes are horny and scouring their phones for someone to warm up their crotch tonight. Good Lick, I mean LUCK.

Sexting (verb) - the act of text messaging someone in the hopes
of having a sexual encounter with them later; initially casual,
transitioning into highly suggestive and even sexually explicit

Examples:
1. "So, David keeps sexting me saying how hard he is and how much he wants to get all up in
this," Elle said gently massaging her breasts unconsciously.
2. [Sexting in ACTION]
Jo: "Wut do u want?"
Sam: "Cum over to my place now."
Jo: "Is NE1 else there?"
Sam: "No. I need to c u, like right now."
Jo: "K. B there soon."

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Beyonce'd (verb) -
To ruthlessly steal an idea/concept/song/outfit/career/theme or prop from another artist.
see link for references.

Andrew: Hey did you see that new Duffy video?
Lance: Yeah, it was pretty good. It's crazy how she totally beyonce'd Amy Winehouse's career.
Andrew: No she didn't! It's not like she handed her the crack pipe!
Lance: Didn't she Drew, didn't she.

SEP (noun) -
"Someone Else's Problem"
Example:
I thought we would have problems with that project,
but it's SEP now that the manager has been fired.
for the literary scholars...


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Deja Moo (noun) -

Presponse (noun) - To respond to a question before it is finished,
often confusing the asker.
For Example:
Chevon: So are you avail-
Adair: No. (Presponse)
Chevon: -ible Monday?
(silence)
Chevon: Well? Are you?
Adair: *purses lips and departs*

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"I wouldn't kick em' out of
bed for eating crackers"(phrase) -

A woman or man who meets an attractiveness threshold
above which you would easily forgive minor transgressions
such as eating crackers and leaving the inevitable crumbs in your bed.


Example:
Lindsay Lohan might have a little nose candy problem, but still,
I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.

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Thumb Lashing -
To be reprimanded via SMS messages on a cell phone.

EXAMPLE:
"I was supposed to take go out to dinner with my boo, but I stayed with my homies at the bar and boy did I get a thumb lashing on the cab ride home."

Thumb Me (verb) -
Encourage a friend to send you a SMS on their cell phone/mobile.
The 'thumb' being the key finger used in texting a message.

Example:
Marci thumb me and Jelisa the details and once I talk to Geneva I'll forward it to Val and the girls.

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fexpensive (adj.) - fucking expensive
Example:
(A): I have to have this hoodie!
**searches garment for price tag**
(B): Wow, it look fexpensive.
**(A) puts hoodie back on the rack**
(A): It's dope, but not dope enough to pay $125
---I'm on a budget.

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deface (verb) -
To remove a 'friendship' from facebook due to having either accidentily
adding him/her as a friend or actually adding them and reconsidering later.

examples:
"Yeah, there was this guy in my network who added me.
I thought he looked ok, but his updates were really
cramping my news feed, so I had to deface him."

"I went on a date with a girl I met a week before and
like the day after our date she changed her status
to 'in a relationship.' I defaced her."

cheese and rice
(noun) This is a less offensive way of saying "Jesus Christ"

It originated with the movie 'The Faculty'. In the real version, one of the characters exclaimed "Jesus Christ!" but in the edited TV version, they had it changed to "Cheese and rice!" Guy #1: Aliens landed on Earth! Guy #2: Cheese and rice!

Homing from Work

--Using work time and resources for personal tasks. See reverse telecommuting, work from home "Busey: Steve, did you download those episodes of Entourage I told you about?" Myers: "I told you Gary, my home Internet connection sucks ass. I am going to download and burn them at the office while I am homing from work."

a bevy -
an alcoholic beverage (hence where the word comes from), or the result of comsuming it.

IN A SENTENCE:
"let's goto D'Jango's for a bevy and quick jig"
"i got so f'ing bevvied last night!"

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