I'm on my way out from home this morning (10 minutes late as usual)...The TV is on VH1 and I'm knock down by the cheesiest video ever. Mariah's new cut "Touch My Body" in my opinion is lame. The video just may make me like it. When I say cheesy, I mean gloppy imitation cheddar! But it works. Cheesier that "Heartbreaker" and "Glitter"! One other thing, MC is showing these b*tches how it's done, the body is bangin'.

p.s. this video reminds me of Fountains of Wayne - Stacy's Mom