I'm going to take some sound advice---
Ma always said if you don't have anything nice to say,
then don't say anything at all.
The following bullets are all of the positive things
that I had to say about the VMA's.

• The following people looked amazing: Ciara, Pink, Britney Spears & Katy Perry.
• Pink’s performance was high energy and it kept my attention—she was awesome.
• I like the Tings Tings’ song “Shut Up & Let Me Go” –I know I’m super late.
• Fanny Pack = Beyond The Business.
• Fogul from Superbad makes me smile, that kid was a prepubescent Amy Winehouse.

• I would like to say that the following comments are being made with sound mind—they are candid. It is my own fault for watching and not occupying those two hours with something important or at the very least remotely stimulating.
• Britney’s opening was …anticlimactic—I actually kind of prefer last year’s opener…
• Rihanna’s performance was pathetic and only supports my claim that she will be completely irrelevant in a year.
• Miley Cyrus…go back to Hillbilly High School—you’ve made enough money stop wasting air-time.
• Marqus: “What’s with Amy Winehouse’s lost twin brother?” LMFAO! Russel Brand did a good job *avoids eye contact*.
• Britn—I mean Christina Aguilera’s performance was interesting, great choreography, but it reminded me of something I’ve seen before—something I can’t quite put my finger on.
• Seriously. Who listens to Kid Rock in 2008? For that matter who listened to Kid Rock in 1999? (*answer*: other old decrepit alcoholics)
• The nominees were horrible…Britney Spears won VIDEO OF THE YEAR for “Piece of Me”…Every artist in that room should have taken that as a slap across that face with a hand covered in dog shit.
• Kanye West closed the show with… and anticlimactic awkward performance… I love the song & the drummers & the lights but at a different venue at a different time. I will say his singing is ummm…different.
• What the fuck was that “last minute strand of weave” attached to Rihanna’s head. The rat tail can’t be coming back because it was never in.
• Lil Wayne is getting annoying like Beyonce did…big thumbs down for overexposure—too much.
• Tokio Hotel…..*looks around room….”Emily?”
• When people have long emotional VMA acceptance speeches (or as Beyonce would say “accepting speeches”)…I feel bad for them…It’s sad isn’t it.
• MTV it’s not your fault, I blame everyone around you for not calling you out on your bullshit…damn enablers. Take notes from the picture above...UPGRADE YOUR SYSTEMS! Shit needs work.