"I wouldn't kick em' out of
bed for eating crackers"(phrase) -

A woman or man who meets an attractiveness threshold
above which you would easily forgive minor transgressions
such as eating crackers and leaving the inevitable crumbs in your bed.


Example:
Lindsay Lohan might have a little nose candy problem, but still,
I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.

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