I totally relate to this song. NOT.
I didn't have that Animal House collegiate experience.
In fact, there's a lot of shit he says that doesn't make sense.
For instance, why the hell would someone put on two condoms?
Any college educated individual who has sex should know that
using two condoms significantly increases the risk of one or both
of them breaking due to the friction...
*duh' head smack*
Still, the song is catchy.